Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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