Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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