We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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