But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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