I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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