my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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