And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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