I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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