Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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