I got chris browned last night
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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