don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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