Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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