I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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