There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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