i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I still have a little drunk in my system
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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