Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So much Jack, so little girl.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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