can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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