I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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