I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Four minutes until I can fart!
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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