Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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