Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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