if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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