i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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