Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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