the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
