I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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