I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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