I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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