we have officially lost it.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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