No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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