If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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