That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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