I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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