I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I love having hate sex.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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