so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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