We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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