Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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