I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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