At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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