at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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