that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Acid is not a monday night drug
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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