STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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