I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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