So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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