I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
so explain again why im purple
no
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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