I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I could fuck to npr.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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