Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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