lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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