You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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