eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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