this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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