Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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