What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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