This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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