yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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